Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Dear Bloody Monster. You're fired.

Last time you went MIA for three days, I told you I'd fire you if you ever pulled that stunt again.



Needless to say, after seven days of tardiness I have no other choice.



You're fired!



But...



If you stay away for nine months, you'll be promoted...




And right now, it looks like you'll get a raise too...




I don't know what to say, it's a bloody miracle!!
Pardon me while I flip out!!




UPDATE: For some reason comments are not showing, but I'm getting them all. Thank you for all the love, promise a longer post as soon as I get my hands to stop shaking :)

60 comments:

  1. Aaaaaah!!!! OMG! And I am the first to see it! Holy freakin congratulations!!!!!! Please stick, please stick, please stick!!!!! Yay!!! GREATBIGHUGS!!!!!!

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  2. That just makes my heart sing! I am so happy for you!

    This miracle couldn't happen to a better person! Much love!

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  3. OMG!!!!! Congratulations. xxx

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  4. Do not buy a lottery ticket ever.. you have totally used all your amazing good karma, good luck and everything!!! Congratulations!!! Fabulous news.
    Elissa

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  5. Flip out is right! What in the world! Cheering and crossing fingers (and toes) for you. :)

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  6. Gosh - my 2nd time here and I get to say congratulations! Great news!

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  7. Not sure what's happening to the comments on this post...

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  8. This is amazing news!! Congratulations :) And the Bloody Monster can suck it!

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  9. Flip away, sweetie! :)
    Stay away bloody monster, stay away!

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  10. FANTASTIC!!!! I'm so so pleased for you - that's really made my day! Congratulations, and I'm praying and keeping everything crossed that everything goes well xx

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  11. OMG OMG OMG!!!!

    Just OMG!

    I'll come back later once I've composed my thoughts and stopped grinning like a fucking cheshire cat!!!

    Did I mention OMG?!?!?! I didn't think so...so....OMG!


    xxxx

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  12. Whoa! That there's pretty clear! Congratulations! :)

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  13. OH MY GOD!!!! I have goose bumps all over!!! What a great news!!! OH MY GOD!!! What did Driver Dude say? You have to tell us so much more!!

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  14. FANTASTIC!!!! I'm so so pleased for you - that's really made my day! Congratulations, and I'm praying and keeping everything crossed that everything goes well xx

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  15. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *SQUEE!!!*

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  16. OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!

    flipping out for you all the way over here, too!!

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  17. OMG! OMG! OMG!

    Did I say OMG?!?

    I'll be back to post something else later, as soon as I've finished grinning like a fucking cheshire cat!

    CONGRATS!

    Did I mention OMG? Didn't think so....OMG!!

    p.s. I have already posted this but it's not showing up(?), so sorry if it appears twice.

    xxxxx

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  18. So very excited for you! Can't wait for the longer post - I'm absolutley DELIGHTED! WOOHOOOOO!!!!

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  19. Here from Hope Springs' blog. Congratulations!!! That is amazing!

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  20. Holy cannoli! That is a SUPER dark line! I don't comment nearly as much as I should, but I read each and every post. I'm THRILLED to see this from you today! Congratulations!

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  21. Oh wow! Congrats! Here's to a healthy 9 months!

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  22. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Comments are broken. Mine are too...I looked it up in the Blogger forums and apparently it's a blogger thing and we're all broken temporarily!

    XOXOOXOXOXO

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  23. Holy Crap!!! Congratulations!!!! Can't wait to hear more! So incredible!

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  24. Yippee!! I am so excited for you!!sending tons of sticky baby dust!!

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  25. Holy cow!! Congratulations!! Keep us posted!

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  26. wow, so amazing. Congratulations.

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  27. Holy shit, that is amazing!! Congrats!

    www.brandysheaif.blogspot.com

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  28. HOLY GOOD G**, OMG!!!!!!!!

    I'm crying....and shaking too..I can't tell you how HAPPY this is making me.

    YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  29. Flipping out with you ! Yippeeeee....Congrats ! (((((HUGEHUGS))))

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  30. OMG, omg, omg!! Shut up, shut up, shut up!!!!!!!! Squeeeeeeee!!!

    I am SO freaking happy for you. Miracles do happen! Let us know if/when you're running to a local clinic for a beta!!

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  31. SO HAPPY FOR YOU! Congratulations!

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  32. Oh wow! That's amazing! I can't wait for your next update!!! Congrats!

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  33. I have been following your blog for several months now. I enjoy your writing style and love reading your posts. Congrats! I am so happy for you and your husband. Please keep us updated!

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  34. wow wow wow wow wow congrats!

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  35. VAAA??? Är det sant???? Är det dit???? I så fall GRATTIS SÅ IN I!!!!!! Blir helt mål lös, Herre gud vad kul, vet inte riktigt vad jag ska säga men du fattar vad jag menar. Blir så glad. Bamse kram

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  36. Wow, I'm tearing up for you. Congratulations!

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  37. WOOOOAH!!!! Oh My goodness!! I'm BLOWN AWAY!!! CONGRATS!!!!!!! Holy cow!! I'm sooooooooo HAPPY for you!!! Sending you lots of love and HUGS!!!!

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  38. Seriously? Seriously? That is very very cool.

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  39. Amazing. You've got me all teared up. I hope that you are enjoying this most special day! Congratulations my friend :)

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  40. UNBELIEVABLE!! Congratulations...after everything you've been through, that is a beautiful miracle!!!

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  41. OMG, I have tears in my eyes! This is AMAZING! I guess the universe said, "We've put her/them through so much, let's give them a break!"

    Wow.

    Wow.

    I mean it, F*ckin' Wow!

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  42. WHAT?????? I can't believe this! Congratulations!!!!

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  43. Huge congrats!
    You, urban legend you!! ;-))
    Fingers crossed for more good news from now on.

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  44. Holy shit - are you serious??? This is so awesome! Wow, just wow!!!

    So incredibly happy for you!

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  45. Many, MANY congrats! BEAUTIFUL!

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  46. Wonderful! Congratulations!!!

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  47. Congratulations! After all you've been through recently - so wonderful!! Many hugs.

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  48. holy crepes!!!!! seriously, this is the best news so far this month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  49. AAAAHHHHH! Squee! Congrats and good luck!

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  50. Congratulations! That's fantastic news!

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  51. I am SO, SO, SO excited to see this. Wow. Just -- Wow!

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  52. YEAH! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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  53. Holy smokes!!! You just totally made my day!!! This is fantastic! Huge congrats on this miracle!!! Hugs

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  54. WHOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!! Congratulations!!! So happy for you! :)

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  55. This post gave me tears. I just started following your blog a month ago, but I was invested in your story after reading only one post. What a beautiful miracle.

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