Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Dear Bloody Monster. You're fired.

Last time you went MIA for three days, I told you I'd fire you if you ever pulled that stunt again.



Needless to say, after seven days of tardiness I have no other choice.



You're fired!



But...



If you stay away for nine months, you'll be promoted...




And right now, it looks like you'll get a raise too...




I don't know what to say, it's a bloody miracle!!
Pardon me while I flip out!!




UPDATE: For some reason comments are not showing, but I'm getting them all. Thank you for all the love, promise a longer post as soon as I get my hands to stop shaking :)
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60 comments:

  1. Anonymous6 July 2010 at 07:46

    OMG! Congratulations!!

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  2. Kakunaa6 July 2010 at 07:51

    Aaaaaah!!!! OMG! And I am the first to see it! Holy freakin congratulations!!!!!! Please stick, please stick, please stick!!!!! Yay!!! GREATBIGHUGS!!!!!!

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  3. Stacie6 July 2010 at 07:57

    That just makes my heart sing! I am so happy for you!

    This miracle couldn't happen to a better person! Much love!

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  4. Claire 6 July 2010 at 08:28

    OMG!!!!! Congratulations. xxx

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  5. Elissa6 July 2010 at 08:43

    Do not buy a lottery ticket ever.. you have totally used all your amazing good karma, good luck and everything!!! Congratulations!!! Fabulous news.
    Elissa

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  6. jenicini6 July 2010 at 08:45

    Flip out is right! What in the world! Cheering and crossing fingers (and toes) for you. :)

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  7. Betty M6 July 2010 at 09:20

    Gosh - my 2nd time here and I get to say congratulations! Great news!

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  8. Circus Princess6 July 2010 at 09:41

    Not sure what's happening to the comments on this post...

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  9. AnxiousMummyto36 July 2010 at 10:13

    This is amazing news!! Congratulations :) And the Bloody Monster can suck it!

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  10. Louise6 July 2010 at 10:54

    Flip away, sweetie! :)
    Stay away bloody monster, stay away!

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  11. Hope Springs6 July 2010 at 10:59

    FANTASTIC!!!! I'm so so pleased for you - that's really made my day! Congratulations, and I'm praying and keeping everything crossed that everything goes well xx

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  12. ~stinkb0mb~6 July 2010 at 11:20

    OMG OMG OMG!!!!

    Just OMG!

    I'll come back later once I've composed my thoughts and stopped grinning like a fucking cheshire cat!!!

    Did I mention OMG?!?!?! I didn't think so...so....OMG!


    xxxx

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  13. Unknown6 July 2010 at 11:30

    Whoa! That there's pretty clear! Congratulations! :)

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  14. Fran6 July 2010 at 11:36

    OH MY GOD!!!! I have goose bumps all over!!! What a great news!!! OH MY GOD!!! What did Driver Dude say? You have to tell us so much more!!

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  15. Hope Springs6 July 2010 at 11:43

    FANTASTIC!!!! I'm so so pleased for you - that's really made my day! Congratulations, and I'm praying and keeping everything crossed that everything goes well xx

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  16. Sass6 July 2010 at 12:00

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *SQUEE!!!*

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  17. Bionic Baby Mama6 July 2010 at 12:04

    OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!

    flipping out for you all the way over here, too!!

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  18. ~stinkb0mb~6 July 2010 at 12:06

    OMG! OMG! OMG!

    Did I say OMG?!?

    I'll be back to post something else later, as soon as I've finished grinning like a fucking cheshire cat!

    CONGRATS!

    Did I mention OMG? Didn't think so....OMG!!

    p.s. I have already posted this but it's not showing up(?), so sorry if it appears twice.

    xxxxx

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  19. Anonymous6 July 2010 at 12:29

    So very excited for you! Can't wait for the longer post - I'm absolutley DELIGHTED! WOOHOOOOO!!!!

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  20. quadmom6 July 2010 at 12:33

    Here from Hope Springs' blog. Congratulations!!! That is amazing!

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  21. JW Moxie6 July 2010 at 12:39

    Holy cannoli! That is a SUPER dark line! I don't comment nearly as much as I should, but I read each and every post. I'm THRILLED to see this from you today! Congratulations!

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  22. Heather6 July 2010 at 12:44

    Oh wow! Congrats! Here's to a healthy 9 months!

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  23. The Hopeful Elephant6 July 2010 at 12:55

    WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Comments are broken. Mine are too...I looked it up in the Blogger forums and apparently it's a blogger thing and we're all broken temporarily!

    XOXOOXOXOXO

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  24. Gurlee6 July 2010 at 13:12

    Holy Crap!!! Congratulations!!!! Can't wait to hear more! So incredible!

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  25. Kari6 July 2010 at 13:14

    Yippee!! I am so excited for you!!sending tons of sticky baby dust!!

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  26. loribeth6 July 2010 at 13:16

    Holy cow!! Congratulations!! Keep us posted!

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  27. cdg6 July 2010 at 13:19

    wow, so amazing. Congratulations.

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  28. Brandy6 July 2010 at 13:41

    Holy shit, that is amazing!! Congrats!

    www.brandysheaif.blogspot.com

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  29. Kir6 July 2010 at 14:04

    HOLY GOOD G**, OMG!!!!!!!!

    I'm crying....and shaking too..I can't tell you how HAPPY this is making me.

    YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. Anonymous6 July 2010 at 14:04

    Flipping out with you ! Yippeeeee....Congrats ! (((((HUGEHUGS))))

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  31. Finn's Mom6 July 2010 at 14:08

    OMG, omg, omg!! Shut up, shut up, shut up!!!!!!!! Squeeeeeeee!!!

    I am SO freaking happy for you. Miracles do happen! Let us know if/when you're running to a local clinic for a beta!!

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  32. Kate6 July 2010 at 14:10

    SO HAPPY FOR YOU! Congratulations!

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  33. Anonymous6 July 2010 at 14:12

    Oh wow! That's amazing! I can't wait for your next update!!! Congrats!

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  34. KZ6 July 2010 at 14:21

    I have been following your blog for several months now. I enjoy your writing style and love reading your posts. Congrats! I am so happy for you and your husband. Please keep us updated!

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  35. Michelle6 July 2010 at 14:30

    wow wow wow wow wow congrats!

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  36. Veronica6 July 2010 at 15:21

    VAAA??? Är det sant???? Är det dit???? I så fall GRATTIS SÅ IN I!!!!!! Blir helt mål lös, Herre gud vad kul, vet inte riktigt vad jag ska säga men du fattar vad jag menar. Blir så glad. Bamse kram

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  37. Annalisa6 July 2010 at 15:35

    Wow, I'm tearing up for you. Congratulations!

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  38. Mrs. Farmer6 July 2010 at 16:51

    WOOOOAH!!!! Oh My goodness!! I'm BLOWN AWAY!!! CONGRATS!!!!!!! Holy cow!! I'm sooooooooo HAPPY for you!!! Sending you lots of love and HUGS!!!!

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  39. irrationalexuberance6 July 2010 at 17:42

    Seriously? Seriously? That is very very cool.

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  40. foxy6 July 2010 at 17:50

    Amazing. You've got me all teared up. I hope that you are enjoying this most special day! Congratulations my friend :)

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  41. Me6 July 2010 at 18:26

    UNBELIEVABLE!! Congratulations...after everything you've been through, that is a beautiful miracle!!!

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  42. Jem6 July 2010 at 20:08

    OMG, I have tears in my eyes! This is AMAZING! I guess the universe said, "We've put her/them through so much, let's give them a break!"

    Wow.

    Wow.

    I mean it, F*ckin' Wow!

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  43. My Vegas6 July 2010 at 20:19

    WHAT?????? I can't believe this! Congratulations!!!!

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  44. Anonymous6 July 2010 at 20:23

    Huge congrats!
    You, urban legend you!! ;-))
    Fingers crossed for more good news from now on.

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  45. Alex6 July 2010 at 22:15

    Holy shit - are you serious??? This is so awesome! Wow, just wow!!!

    So incredibly happy for you!

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  46. Aunt Becky6 July 2010 at 23:39

    Many, MANY congrats! BEAUTIFUL!

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  47. Baby Smiling In Back Seat7 July 2010 at 00:33

    What a surprise! Congratulations!!!

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  48. Erica7 July 2010 at 02:36

    Wonderful! Congratulations!!!

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  49. Illanare7 July 2010 at 05:30

    Congratulations! After all you've been through recently - so wonderful!! Many hugs.

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  50. Jaymee7 July 2010 at 07:18

    holy crepes!!!!! seriously, this is the best news so far this month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  51. Anonymous7 July 2010 at 11:46

    AAAAHHHHH! Squee! Congrats and good luck!

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  52. Gwen9 July 2010 at 11:58

    Congratulations! That's fantastic news!

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  53. Unknown9 July 2010 at 13:48

    I am SO, SO, SO excited to see this. Wow. Just -- Wow!

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  54. RELH9 July 2010 at 14:04

    OMGOODNESS!

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  55. Jana9 July 2010 at 14:26

    YEAH! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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  56. babyinterrupted9 July 2010 at 17:30

    Woo hoo!! Congrats!!

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  57. Anonymous9 July 2010 at 19:59

    Yippee Skippee

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  58. Jill M.11 July 2010 at 04:02

    Holy smokes!!! You just totally made my day!!! This is fantastic! Huge congrats on this miracle!!! Hugs

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  59. Justine L11 July 2010 at 05:29

    WHOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!! Congratulations!!! So happy for you! :)

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  60. Three Cats and a Baby20 July 2010 at 18:37

    This post gave me tears. I just started following your blog a month ago, but I was invested in your story after reading only one post. What a beautiful miracle.

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