I'm ready

Bring on the Bloody Monster and let's get this show on the road. I've read the instructions and watched the how-to-give-yourself-a-gonal-f-shot video twice. I've circled the area in question on my body. The meds are chilling in the fridge. The phone has my RE's office on speed dial. I'm ready. I'm waiting. I'm a little impatient. And where did my tan go?